When did the phrase: "I can't stand children, I don't have the patience for them" start meaning "Bring the most annoying/evil child in existance and leave him in my care for well over 24 hours. Oh, by the way, he's potty training."?

Seriously?!

Why I shouldn't watch Star Trek and MST3K clips so close together.

LJ Cut for one last Gif that contains pics from the Star Trek movie in case you haven't seen it yet...

( WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE )

Also: FUCKING TORCHWOOD TONIGHT!

After spending a few hours on ONTD_StarTrek and collecting a shitload of gifs, macros, and general win, I've decided to celebrate 4th of July the only way I can.

*PARTY POST FOR EPIC WIN*

POST ALL YOUR GIFS, MACROS, VIDEOS, ANYTHING YOU HAVE! ANY FANDOM, ACTOR, CHARACTER, WHATEVER! IF IT'S MADE OF LOLS AND WIN, POST IT! INVITE FRIENDS!



( BONES' SHAKING BOOTY INVITES YOU TO PARTY DOWN )

*Dies*

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

Lol Quizzes

( Under Here )

God Damn it.

Well, the Blue Screen of death is gone but only because when I restarted it, it refused to turn on.  The Start up button is now blinking.

I'm using my mother's computer.

Yes, officially, I'm having a bad day.  -_-

What happened:

I was running a Malware check and it had found 3 infections but I was letting it finish running but the BSoD kept popping up.  I'm wondering if the virus/cookie things it had found has something to do with it...

EDIT:  I got it start up (Held the button down for ten seconds) now I just have to figure out why I'm getting the BSoD. :/ 

I've gotten the Blue Screen of Death three times in the last two days. ._.

Well, we have a stray cat.

Which isn't new, the cat has been here since we moved in. It had moved it's kittens onto our porch and, since the Mama cat was in such bad shape, we started feeding it. Eventually, she let us pet her and finally, let us pet and hold the kittens. We suspect she was our Grandmother's cat (she used to hoard them...) and that's why she's not quite as nervous as a normal stray would be.

But we called the Humane Society today and told them about the cats. The Mama cat, we know, is sick and one of the kittens is starting to get sick too. The lady warned us that, in cases like that and with them already swamped with Cats (hoarder gave up theirs or something), they'd put them both to sleep.

They've very sweet cats, once they're used to you, so we didn't like that. So, we agreed to foster them until they're ready to be adopted out.

So, animal count:

Staying no matter what:
2 cats
2 Dogs

Getting ready to give away:
3 Puppies

And staying with us until further notice
1 Cat
2 Kittens

Anyone interested in a cat/puppy? XD

I just got a phonecall... and the guy didn't speak english.

That's the first time that's ever happened.

BED, WED AND DEAD

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you.(Please specify if you have a gender preference!).
4) Label which you would marry, which you would shag, and which you would throw off a cliff.

kamikazescot gave me...

The Master
James Marsters
That dude from the Man from U.N.C.L.E. who you like whose name I forgot (Illya Kuryakin)

The Master - Sorry, but Dead. Just because him being a evil mastermind, while fun, having him destroy the world would seriously kill the mood. But I'd bed him before killing him. :D


James Marsters - Bed. Many, many times.


Illya Kuryakin - Wed. Because if you have a chance to marry Illya Kuryakin, you take it. ;D
(Think this is a picture of the actor but close enough)

I don't know how many people on my Flist have even SEEN Man From Uncle, much less are fans of it. (I highly recommend it, by the way, if only for the Slashy UST between the two main characters. ;D )

Anyway, I MADE A KINK!MEME FOR IT!

So, if you like Muncle, have a looksy!

Link To Kink!Meme

I fucking hate Twilight but damn, this if funny. XD

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/487878

[1] List 10 celebrities you would make out with without even asking questions.
[2] Put them in whatever order you choose.
[3] Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
[4] Supply photos for said people.

( My Make Out Ten )

It's been a while since I did a Quiz Spam so here! :D

( Quizness under cut )

I'M BACK!

MOV(ing)ED In and everything! :D

Now excuse me while I go die for a few days...

Well, we got that house. ^_^

We just have to wait for them to clean it out (It had a lot of junk everywhere...) and we can move in... so that'll be either tomorrow or over the weekend. ^_^

Also: THANK YOU MYSTERY PERSON WHO PAID MY ACCOUNT! :D

Though I'm starting to feel like a gold-digger since this is the second or so time this has happened... Oh, well, THANK YOU!

Seriously. D;

The last few weeks I've been without internet and all this LJ worthy stuff is happening.

Seriously!

In short order:

- Lost power (you have to pay for it apparently)
- Found a nice, cheap house to move into that's walking distance to town. (And I swear, it was bigger on the inside than out!)
- Guy who owns said house stopped answering EVERYONE'S calls (even his uncle's who was going to move in with us)
- Didn't get that job at Wal-Mart but applied at Gamestop and hoping to get that call soon (They said it would be 3 weeks)
- Had to move a whole house worth of stuff into a storage building with almost absolutely NO help from anyone (Mama and I had to move a washer, dryer, and refrigerator, by ourselves, without handtrucks)  And the reason we did this all by ourselves (With the exception of the amazing TWO loads my brother helped with) is because everyone else didn't want to.
- Been staying with a friend for a week now (Hopefully moving soon)
- Grandfather on my father's side is going to try and rent us my Great Grandmother's house (She passed away a few months ago).  Very very old house (Think 20's or 30's).  Very circular layout.  EVERY room connects to the other.  I'm fine as long as I get to block off some doors to my potential bedroom.
- Got new tires for the car and that night (last night) have the breaks give out ON TOP OF A HILL, and crash/run over a giant ass log and hit a small tree. (It was actually kind of exciting... because I wasn't the one driving, I guess. XD )

Oh, and I checked my email to have LJ tell me my account is expiring the 26th. XD (Hopefully, I'll have a job by then)

All this within the last month or so. XD

So, that's why happened while I've been away (And I don't know when I'll post again since, hopefully, we're moving soon)

(Also, I still need to catch up on NCIS, House, and a few other random shows...)

Or rather, in the process of moving.  Or rather, we're waiting for the previous renters to get their shit out so we can move our shit in. (Staying with a friend at the moment...)

As some of you may of noticed (probably not) but I haven't been on line in a month.  Well, that's because our lights were turned off. XD

Wasn't that bad really.  Reread some things.

But as it is, our new place doesn't have the inter-web just yet so I'm using a friend's computer to update and what not.  So if you  get a reply from me about a comment posted a month ago, that's why..

Hoping to have my own internet back soon.  Once we get moved properly.  ^_^